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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,779thMost Patriotic: 3,005th
The Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Für den Großmarschall! Für die Großdeutsche Union!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Great German Union

Population5.186 billion

CapitalVolks-Hauptstadt Iserlohn
LeaderGroßmarschall Talalaev
FaithGroßmarschall Doktrine

CurrencyUnion Mark
AnimalMonke

The Peoples Republic of Great German Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Großmarschall Talalaev with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.186 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volks-Hauptstadt Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 887 trillion Union Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,145 Union Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, patriots insist that size does matter, and Großmarschall Talalaev's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great German Union's national animal is the Monke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Großmarschall Doktrine.

Great German Union is ranked 100,695th in the world and 34th in Deutschland for Largest Populations, with 5.19 billion capita.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,779thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,005thMost Secular: 3,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,629thMost Conservative: 4,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,196thMost Authoritarian: 5,300thLowest Crime Rates: 5,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,538thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,198thLargest Governments: 9,583rdLargest Black Market: 10,159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,269thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,389thMost Developed: 11,811thHealthiest Citizens: 12,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,917thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,521stMost Influential: 14,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,056thHighest Average Incomes: 15,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,775thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,396thBest Weather: 22,959thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 25,004thSmartest Citizens: 26,947th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, Großmarschall Talalaev's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Great German Union, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Great German Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Alvernau, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Oder-Land, and Germanyia.

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