Population | 5.186 billion |
Capital | Volks-Hauptstadt Iserlohn |
Leader | Großmarschall Talalaev |
Faith | Großmarschall Doktrine |
Currency | Union Mark |
Animal | Monke |
The Peoples Republic of Great German Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Großmarschall Talalaev with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.186 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volks-Hauptstadt Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 887 trillion Union Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,145 Union Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, patriots insist that size does matter, and Großmarschall Talalaev's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great German Union's national animal is the Monke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Großmarschall Doktrine.
Great German Union is ranked 100,695th in the world and 34th in Deutschland for Largest Populations, with 5.19 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, Großmarschall Talalaev's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, patriots insist that size does matter.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, the government has become increasingly militant.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Following new legislation in Great German Union, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
- : Great German Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Alvernau, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Oder-Land, and Germanyia.